Channing Tatum denies using burner account to trash Zoë Kravitz

Channing Tatum would like the internet to know he has better things to do than run a shady Instagram burner account. Allegedly. Supposedly. Internet, please take a breath.

Tatum denied claims that he used a fake account to post negative comments about his ex-girlfriend, Zoë Kravitz, her fiancé, Harry Styles, and even Jennifer Lopez, because apparently this rumor needed a surprise guest star.

The account in question had a username that played on the phrase “none of your business” and posted bitter comments about Kravitz and Styles. Some fans thought Tatum was connected to it after noticing he followed the account.

Tatum responded on Instagram, writing, “Yo, I truly can’t believe y’all think this is what I’m doing with my free time. Hilarious. Also, why would I follow a burner account if I didn’t want people to connect me to it? Come on. But if I really need to say it, I only have one IG account: @channingtatum.”

Honestly, that is a fair point. If you are going full secret agent, Step 1 is probably not following your own fake account from your verified page. Even my kids know better, and they still think whispering “don’t tell Mom” while standing next to me is stealth.

For now, Tatum says there is no burner — just one official Instagram account and, apparently, a whole lot of internet detective work.

If we are being honest all of us have at least thought about it after a bad break-up right?