Neiman Marcus Is Selling a $182,500 Star Wars Experience, So Obviously I Thought of Steve

I wish I could buy this for my friend and co-host Steve, but sadly, I seem to have misplaced my extra $182,500. Again.

Neiman Marcus has released its 2026 holiday Fantasy Gifts catalog, and one of the big-ticket items is a Star Wars Legacy Experience for four people, according to Chain Store Age magazine.

The package includes behind-the-scenes access to Lucasfilm and Industrial Light & Magic in San Francisco. Guests also get to design two custom lightsabers, which is basically every “Star Wars” fan’s childhood dream, only with a price tag that could also buy a house in parts of Colorado. Maybe not Denver, but still.

The experience also includes a prop replica signed by cast members, VIP tickets to a future “Star Wars” world premiere and a tour of an active Lucasfilm production.

So yes, it is a gift. It is also a full-blown Jedi financial commitment.

And because this is Neiman Marcus, that is not even the only wild option in the catalog. Other fantasy gifts include a $180,000 Dolce & Gabbana foosball table and an $860,000 six-day trip to Italy.

Just to be clear, if I spend $180,000 on a foosball table, it better make dinner, fold laundry and explain math homework without making anyone cry.

As for the Star Wars experience, it sounds incredible. Steve would lose his mind. I would love to give it to him.

Unfortunately, he may have to settle for a coffee mug, a Baby Yoda ornament and me saying, “May the Force be with your budget.”