A Time Traveler Says Cash Is Dead and Aliens Are Coming — So, Should We Even Bother Saving For College?

OK we need to talk about a man named Adam Archon.

This mysterious guy — who casually claims he was born in 2019 and traveled back in time, which, sure, fine — posted a video in March 2019 that’s suddenly making the rounds again online. Probably not a coincidence that it resurfaced right after the Pentagon dropped a bunch of classified UFO files. Timing is everything, Adam.

Here’s what “Archon” says is coming by 2028:

• Aliens land on Earth. Officially. Like, wave hello and everything.
• Cash becomes extinct. So that $20 you found in your winter coat? Treasure it.
• The U.S. ceases to exist as a country. Cool, cool, cool.
• Time travel becomes publicly available. Great, so we can go back and sleep more.

Now, zero proof exists to back any of this up. Zero. But honestly, after the last few years, are we even surprised people are paying attention?

The real question Denver moms are asking: If cash is gone in four years, do we still have to pay for school supplies?

Asking for a friend. 👽