Got Milk? This Denver guy thinks he can out-chug you

Listen, I’ve spent the better part of a decade wiping spilled milk off my kitchen floor, so when I heard there’s a self-proclaimed “Bovine Baron” roaming Denver, I had questions.

Apparently, some local gentleman has decided his superpower is chugging dairy—because, sure, why not? This guy is officially taking on challengers this Sunday at Observatory Park, and he’s convinced he’s the undisputed king of the carton.

Now, look. I’m a mom of two girls who live on cereal and frantic requests for snacks, so I know a thing or two about milk consumption. I also know that chugging a gallon before noon sounds like a one-way ticket to a very uncomfortable afternoon. But hey, if you’re the type of person who thinks you have the stomach (and the audacity) to take down the Baron, here’s your moment of glory.

Is this a weird way to spend a Sunday? Absolutely. Will I be there with my girls, eating actual food and laughing from a safe distance? Most likely.

If you want to see if this guy is truly the GOAT of milk or just a walking stomachache waiting to happen, head down to Observatory Park this Sunday. Just, you know, maybe bring some Lactaid. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

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