Denver’s Newest Hangout: Two Lazy Dogs – Where Pups and Pints Collide

Yeah, because Denver didn’t have enough quirky bars already, right? Enter Two Lazy Dogs, the city’s latest dive bar that’s basically a love letter to man’s best friend – and a stiff drink. This dog-themed spot opened its doors in the heart of the RiNo Arts District back in June 2023, and let’s just say it’s been fetching quite the crowd ever since.

If you’re picturing a place where you can sip a craft beer, out of a dog bowl if you choose, while your furry sidekick chills at your feet, you’re not wrong. Two Lazy Dogs isn’t your pretentious cocktail lounge; it’s a no-frills dive with a twist – think walls plastered in vintage dog posters, bar stools shaped like fire hydrants (okay, maybe not, but close enough), and a menu of drinks named after famous pooches. Expect classics like the “Snoopy Sipper” (a gin and tonic with a splash of whimsy) or the “Lassie Lager,” alongside a solid lineup of local brews from spots like Great Divide and Ratio Beerworks. Food-wise, they’ve got your standard bar grub – nachos, wings, and yes, some dog treats for the four-legged patrons. Oh, and it’s dog-friendly inside and out, as long as your pup plays nice. No cats allowed, obviously – we’re not monsters.

But it’s not just about knocking back a few and petting strangers’ dogs (though that’s a solid evening plan). The bar keeps things lively with a roster of activities that lean into the theme without going full-on gimmicky. Tuesday nights? Dog trivia, where you can test your knowledge on everything from breeds to that one time a golden retriever saved Timmy from a well. Wednesdays bring “Yappy Hour,” a happy hour special with discounted drinks and a chance for your dog to mingle – think speed dating, but for tails. They’ve got live music on weekends, featuring local bands that, rumor has it, sometimes include canine howls in the mix. And if you’re feeling competitive, swing by for Thursday dart leagues or the occasional pup parade during holidays. Pro tip: Don’t challenge the bartender to a staring contest; those lazy dog eyes will win every time.

Two Lazy Dogs isn’t trying to reinvent the wheel – or the leash – but in a city overflowing with trendy spots, it’s a refreshing breather for anyone who just wants to unwind with good vibes and maybe a slobbery high-five. Swing by at 1531 Champa St. and who knows you might just leave with a new best friend – human or otherwise. Just remember to tip your bartender; they’re working like dogs over there.