I used to do this as a kid … I could have been a millionaire moment #jennyandfriends
By jennyd on January 20, 2022
I am so mad that I could have been rich! Remember putting your bologna on your face as a kid … you could have been rich too!
Oscar Mayer is selling a bologna face mask on Amazon. It costs $5. It’s description reads: “Our bologna has a nickname and it’s B-E-A-U-T-Y. Put it on your face, not your sandwich. Witch Hazel Botanical and seaweed-derived ingredients protect and hydrate. Collagens lock in moisture and promote skin elasticity. Bologna-design induces unparalleled serotonin surges and a prolific amount of selfies. Treat yo’self. Meat yo’self. Or better yet, give the gift of bologna bliss to others. Nothing says “I love you” like a slice of self-care. Remember: You can’t spell delightful without deli”
Just checked and they are already sold out but if you need to keep checking back: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09NX56VXN