How “middle-aged” are you?

By jennyd on January 31, 2024

OK I am sad to say how high my score was … What is yours? #JennyD #KOSI1011 #Stillyoung

 

How “middle-aged” are you?

 

(Score 1 point for each statement that fits.)

 

1.  You can’t sleep past 9:00 a.m.

2.  You can’t start a movie past 9:00 p.m.

3.  You call your children for tech support.

4.  You used to fix typos with Wite-Out.

5.  You’ve called a 30-year-old a “kid”.

6.  You swap ailment stories with your friends.

7.  You’re on Facebook, but not Grindr.

8.  You write appointments on a paper calendar.

9.  You’re not quite sure how you got that bruise.

10.  You gain weight just by being near food.

11.  You go into the bank to make a deposit.   

12.  You’ve taken a keen interest in bunions and corns.

13.  You’ve dialed a rotary phone.

14.  You still have a landline.

15.  You can’t find your glasses . . . that are sitting on top of your head.

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